Gospel
Today at work a cruel revelation came upon me. Marketing, the process of promoting one product over another is very much like being a missionary. The idea of trying to get someone to buy a product and join your religion are similar. I never wanted to be a missionary and was rather dispassionate about marketing in general. So i guess it makes sense.
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Except toothpaste can clean your teeth.
ZING!
Oh, sha-zam!
...
You just realized this, Eli? Wow.
I suppose I'd made the connection at some subconscious level, but never as explicitly as I realized today.
Or perhaps I'm just slow.
Elder McCormick, I sense you have a concern will you please share it with me?
Fuck missionaries!
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