Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Facebook Follies

Get ready to buy up your guns everyone, you might not be able to have them much longer.

OBAMANATION!!!! were fuckeddd. seriously, his middle name is hussein.

we now have four years of Hitler running our country. Were screwed now.

is PISSED OFF THAT A MUSLIM TERRORIST SOCIALIST THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM AND CHRISTIAN WAY OF LIFE WAS ELECTED DTO THE HIGHEST OFFCE IN THE CUNTRY??? BUSH '12.

is going to go eat McDonald's, shoot a gun, and buy a Coca-Cola, because he's proud to be an American

is going to shoot something if obama wins.

realizes that the people have spoken, and apparently they're tired of freedom

misses checks and balances. Those were nice.

thinks it's a really bad time to be a millionaire

is thinking the US is going to die!!!!.....due to the fact that obama WON!!!

sure hopes Obama knows what he's doing 0_o because I certainly fear for us now.

Thanks to those who sent me these.

8 Comments:

Blogger Volker The Fiddler said...

A pastiche of unfounded fears--neat.

5:02 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Are these actual status updates of your friends? I thought some of my "friends" had bad ones on election day.... in fact, I even unfriended someone over it (they don't know you deleted them and I never talked to her anyway). Why can't the crazy conservatives be considerate like me, a crazy liberal who creates special groups on facebook to shield people from my status updates! Such groups include "work," "sensitive mormons," and "people who I don't really know."

5:10 PM  
Blogger Ideas Man, Ph.D. said...

You spend a lot of time keeping track of all my status updates (I am batshit insane, however).

5:19 PM  
Blogger Eli McCormick said...

Many times during the course of the election, I was tempted to de-friend people for foolishness such as this.

5:24 PM  
Blogger John D. Moore said...

Oh, yeah. This is why I didn't log into Facebook for like a month.

But this one has to be a joke, right?

is PISSED OFF THAT A MUSLIM TERRORIST SOCIALIST THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM AND CHRISTIAN WAY OF LIFE WAS ELECTED DTO THE HIGHEST OFFCE IN THE CUNTRY??? BUSH '12.

The Internet: Making undetectable the line between satire and idiocy.

7:42 PM  
Blogger Logan said...

No word in the English language is more Newspeak'd than "Freedom".

Though "Change" may also be getting that treatment. *cough* Brzezinski *ahem*

7:42 PM  
Blogger Thirdmango said...

Here's my favorite from one of my facebook friends in the form of a note:

Redistributing wealth
On my way to lunch recently, I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama; I need the money.” I laughed. In a restaurant my server had on an “Obama 08″ tie. Again I laughed. Just imagine the coincidence. When the bill came, I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Barack-Obama-redistribution-of-wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need—the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight. I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful. At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment, I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient "deserved" money more. I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

7:27 AM  
Blogger John D. Moore said...

Wow, Jon. Your friend's a twat.

11:31 AM  

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