Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Cookies of Vengeance

D: Hey. You want to go with me over to F's place? I'm going to take him these cookies.
E: Sure. Whatcha giving him cookies for?
D: He stole my parking space.
E: So what are you giving him cookies for?
D: They're the cookies of vengeance.
E: Are they booby trapped?
D: No.
E: Are they poisoned?
D: No! They're just the cookies of vengeance, okay?
E: Okay.


At F's place
D: Hey F. I saw that you stole my parking space, so I brought you these cookies.
F: Oh. Hey, yeah, sorry. Uh, you brought me cookies?
D: Yeah.
F: Because I stole your parking space?
D: Yeah.
E (interjects): They're the cookies of vengeance!
D; That's right. They're the cookies of vengeance.
F: Are they booby-trapped?
D: No.
F: Did you put salt in them instead of sugar?
D: No.
F: Do they conceal some sort of disgusting bodily fluid?
D: No.
F: Any bodily fluid?
D: No.
F: Are they poisoned?
D: No. They're just the cookies of vengeance, okay?
F: Okay. Well, thanks, that's really nice of you.
D: It's not nice of me! They're the cookies of vengeance.
F: Okay.

D and E leave. They walk a minute.
D: They are poisoned.

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This post is an installment in a continuing series of content coordinated by theme or motif with posts from Enoch Allred of Chiltingham, John Allred of clol Town, Jon Fairbanks of Funkadelic Freestylings of Another Sort, Eli Z. McCormick and Miriam Allred of Modern Revelation!, John D. Moore of Whatnot Studios, Davey Morrison, Joseph Schlegel of Sour Mayonnaise, Sven Patrick Svensson of Sadness? Euphoria?, and William C. Stewart of Chide, Chode, Chidden. This week's theme: 'Vengeance'.

1 Comments:

Blogger Logan said...

OMG they really were!!

7:50 AM  

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